Saturday, March 7, 2009

Yes, No, Maybe

Yes, I am alive.
No, I wasn't abducted by aliens yet again.
Maybe I should explore blogging from space...but then I'd have to figure out how to get there, plus I think my hair would suck in space.

Yes, I am still baking.
No, I haven't made anything new in the last 3 weeks - I'm stuck on repeat.
Maybe I should ban myself
for 6 months from all old recipes and ban myself from procrastination; though I think I'll wait on that last part.

Yes, I still think of my blog every single, solitary day.
No, I do not think this wretched lack of inspiration is permanent
Maybe I shoudn't use single and solitary together - isn't that redundant and unnecessary? Isn't using both redundant and unnecessary also redundant and unnecessary?

Yes, I can't stop thinking of those muffins.
No, I don't regret introducing them to you - despite the several "I'm now in rehab, bitch!" emails.
Maybe I should start baking with iceberg lettuce as the base of all dishes. Or, anchovies.

Yes, at least I'm still twittering.
No, that is not something I do by myself, alone, in the closet, while wearing a blue wig.
Maybe I should wear a blue wig and live in a closet, but how would my natural hair breathe?

Yes, I have a most severe case of blogstipation.
No, I'm not aware of any medication for it, including Senna Tea.
Maybe I should make Grandma Iny's Prune Cake, hoping that maybe it will give me blogarrhea.

Yes, I really will try to post more often.
No, I do NOT like the bottom of my feet touched, EVER; although I do like the smell of feta and don't feel I'm eating cheese made of feet.
Maybe I shouldn't write everything that just pops into my head...

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Missing you all! And yes, I do promise that NO, I will never write a yes, no, maybe post again, unless...well...maybe I shouldn't promise anything except -- I promise to never go exactly the speed limit and I will probably never use margarine to shave my legs. There, I commit.

32 comments:

VeggieGirl said...

Hang in there!! Just blog whenever you feel up to it :-)

katie said...

I blame the weather.

kspinning said...

I sure like you...

Ingrid said...

Ha! Your back in rare form! LOL! I totally get not getting past the muffin. Those are the BOMB!
~ingrid

Laura @ Hungry and Frozen said...

Never use margarine for anything. That is all. Lack of inspiration hits us all, and you might as well chill out doing other things rather than staring at the screen, unable to type and silently hating your own creation (um, could be talking about myself here). Take care :)

Jennifer H said...

I have no problem with the yes no maybe post...just glad to see this pop up in my reader.

Blogstipation cracked me up. Is that copyrighted? You should check on that.

flutter said...

Blogstipation is my new favorite word

NV said...

Yes, No, Maybe ... i wouldn't waffle with these words. Just glad to see you post!

Made me laugh as usual. :-)

Meagan said...

You're back! And cracked me up as usual. Thanks for starting my day with humor.

Dawn said...

yeah, what hair product would work in space? hmmm

diva said...

Oi you, i have missed you terribly. Glad to you hear you're still baking despite the massive blogstipation. I highly recommend a Molton Brown bath to help ;) actually. it's just cos i had an uber long Molton Brown shower and feel that's one of the best ways to get rid of mental blocks, etc.

sending you my love
xxx

Clumbsy Cookie said...

Yes make the cake! I vote for blogarrhea!!! And of course you should never shave with margarine! I allways only use European butter!

Sweet Tooth said...

Hilarious! And I cut go straight to copy and paste and use this post to revive my blog too - as if you read my mind (I am not that funny though - so great job!).

the cheap chick said...

It's almost worth having you not blog, because your comeback blogs are freakin' AWESOME! But then I miss you when you're gone, which is not awesome.

I don't like feta, but I do eat nori, which smells like the tide.

AmyAnne said...

Ha! You poked your head in and said, "What's up bitches?!" Awesome.

I'm adding blogstipation to my list of new terms. Can't I just add these to Wiki or something? I'm afraid I'll forget. I'll figure it out and coin this and give you the blame, I mean fame for it.

RazorFamilyFarms.com said...

The cool thing about blogging is that you have a network of supporters accessible at any moment -- right here waiting to cheer you on!

That said, just enjoy all those fur babies and know that we love ya.

See you when you get back!

Blessings,
Lacy

Grace said...

oh ann, how i've missed your humor. just reading the words blogstipation and blogarrhea, much less saying them out loud, has made my day. :)

MamaGeek @ Works For Us said...

Oh Ann. This post could have been MY post.

Yes, no. maybe.

Definitely maybe.

:)

YD said...

Hey Ann, it's great to hear from you again. You are still on my list because you are too damn funny! Hang in there and we'll hear from you when we hear from you.

YD

John said...

Yes, you are still witty, pretty, and talented.

No, you will never NOT be those things.

Maybe, I'll just keep checking back to see what's happening with one of my favorite blogs, "Velvet Lava."

: )

Real Live Lesbian said...

Entirely too many people have blogarrhea. Although, I am kinda interested in the Prune Cake. ;)

Nicisme said...

Hello!!!
Missing you!

Lisa said...

Hey - you're back! Don't know - I think you are kind of out there on the margarine promise - I would NEVER make a commitment like that :)

Gigi said...

I always wait for you Ann! [with cake :-)] Ah, don't worry about it. You'll blog when you're good and ready.

eatmecalifornia.com said...

I just found your blog, so I really wish you would post some more. You write very well and you're funny too.

Keep up the good work. P.S. - Found ya through Parenting with duct tape.

Anonymous said...

Dear lady, I hope you are feeling better now, a blog should be something enjoyable, do not feel pressed to write until you really fancy doing it,I like your humour and inteligence, greetins from Spain.

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