Ann: Just saw a sign for a firearms shop, do you think we should have one? Tony: Nah! I think I should have a grenade. Ann: In case of a bre...

At the doctor's office this week, a conversation between me and the nurse: Nurse: Do you smoke? Me: No, but every year it's my New Y...

Ann: I'm running to the book store, I'll be back later. Tony: Can you pick up that one book Eric is reading? Ann: Yes. I'll walk...

First of all, can someone please tell me what happened to Monday through Thursday? They occurred? Because I'm not sure I was present for...

A = Ann / T = Tony A: Cherries are in season. T: Riveting. Thanks for that, I'll be sure and throw that down in the locker room today....

I am officially back from vacation (I think one of my nerves just splayed open from typing that). As perfection would have it, I backed out ...

T: I'll turn off the lights up here. A: My god, it's a miracle. _____ A (loudly, to dog): Wylie, don't look at me like that abo...