Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Yes, My Dogs Speak English
















My dogs were tagged decades ago by YD - decades ago! They took forever with their answers - plus, Wylie wanted a new photo so we had to wait for a good fur day. Quelle the drama! Also, they typed in their answers using their paws; have you ever tried to edit paw-typing? I didn't think so. Well anyway, here are their answers to the meme/tag...





















What breed are you?

Wylie: Yorkshire Terrier, obviously.

Marcel: What he said, but without the obviously.

How old are you?
Wylie: I am 4 1/2, but am going on 50. No matter what my parents tell me, I feel the world rests on my shoulders and it clearly ages me. I feel my fur is thinning and I'm wondering about fur plugs.

Marcel: I am 2, but I feel 1 & 3/4 actually.

What is your full name?
Wylie: Wylie "The Floop" Fitzsmudge

Marcel: Marcel Verdel Purcell

Do you have any nicknames?
Wylie: My main nickname is Floop. Others are: The Little, Wi-fi, Floopinator, Floopindigenous.

Marcel: The Triple Little, The Verdel, MVP, Verdellion, Punkin'.

Where do you usually sleep?
Wylie: Under the covers, curled up against my Dad.

Marcel: Under the covers, curled up against my Mom.

What is your favorite thing to do?
Wylie: Fetch, fetch, and fetch. And then also fetch. Although I do like chewing bones. And I like going for walks so I can acquire territory through various bodily functions.

Marcel: Licking nostrils. It's like a drug. Probably better than sex; though I've never had the sex. I do hump a stuffed toy though.

What is something unusual/interesting about you?
Wylie: Excuse me? Um, EVERYTHING about me is unusual and interesting.

Marcel: For only weighing 3 pounds, my manhood is simply ginormous. My Dad, Tony, always says "like father, like son". I don't know what that means.

Who is your best friend?
Wylie: I'm a daddy's boy. But I also love my Mom; I tolerate Marcel. I guess I like him sometimes but not really all that often. I'd rather he didn't know I like him sometimes.

Marcel: My Mom. But I love Dad and Wylie too.

Did you go to obedience school? If yes, were you Top Dog or did you flunk out?
Wylie: I went, I saw, I conquered. I was the smallest dog there, but I rocked the class. My graduation trick was "Touchdown!", which just totally slayed the other mutts. There was a boxer there, a total freak - and he just sat and stared at me the entire time, every class. I don't know if he wanted to kill me or just sniff my butt.

Marcel: Obedience? What is that? Never heard of the thing.

Can you do any tricks?
Wylie: Um, duh. See above answer.

Marcel: Yes! I can pee on carpet just like *that*. Nobody even has to ask me!

Any last comments?
Wylie: Well, even though I was a McCain supporter, I just want to say that I'm excited about a new dog in the big house. I strongly think Obama should consider a yorkie; I mean, we don't have fur, we have hair - therefore, we're clearly the most intelligent choice for a kid with allergies. And for those who always say yorkies are too smart for their own good? I say - jealous much?

Marcel: I don't know what Wylie ever saw in McCain. Paws down, Obama was the clear choice from the get-go. Plus, did you see him on Ellen? That dude can shake what his Mama gave him, a skill every world leader should have. I really do wonder what Presidential-nostril tastes like, sure wish I could get me some.
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As usual, I won't tag anyone - but if your pets want to answer a few questions, consider yourself dog-tagged.

Well, what are you up to for New Year's Eve? We are doing shots of Jagermeister until we pass out. That's all. Okay no - we're going out early to a neighborhood joint for sushification. Then, Tony has insisted upon Lava Cakes for dessert later. He is just SO unreasonable and demanding. Guess I'll have to jam a damn Lava Cake into my belly. Sucks being me.

CHEERS TO A JOYOUS AND PEACEFUL NEW YEAR!

40 comments:

  1. I want to go out and get a Yorkie right NOW so that we can answer this meme. They are TOOO adorable! And the way the came out with those snappity snap snap answers? Wow... THAT is some intelligence...

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  2. Your dogs are so fabulous. If I had a blog, I would absolutely have to tag my dogs to see what they had to say.

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  3. ok, that was adorable!

    happy new year sweetie!

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  4. your dogs have more personality than most of my co-workers. true story.
    happy 2009, ann (and critters). :)

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  5. They are adorable, and so witty too. Happy New Year to you and the gang!

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  6. Your dogs are even funny and sarcastic.

    (Loved this!)

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  7. Absolute wits those dogs! They should be able to get a syndicated column and put you and Tony on easy street. Hilarious (as usual)!

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  8. Coal always thought he should get equal time on my blog so now that Wylie and Marcel got a post, I have to give in!

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  9. LOL! Your dogs have a ton of personality! I'm not sure which one I can relate to the best.

    Happy 2009 to you, Tony, & the boys!
    ~ingrid

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  10. Ann, this was hysterical - I definitely have to do this. I showed your dogs to mine and they both said they wanted to attempt the meme. Stay tuned :)

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  11. I knew your dogs were cute, but didn't know they were sooooooo cute! You must really have a blast with them. Have a delicious, full of lava cakes, 2009!

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  12. And I thought Trace Jeanell and Isaac Wayne were smart! Tres adorable!

    Happy New Year!

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  13. You two darlings can walk with me any day. I adore you from tip of tail to tip of nose!

    Precious little fluff balls, lovey bits of fur, and all that jazz. I could baby talk you forever!

    Love,
    Lacy & crew

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  14. Damn you, now I want a Yorkie. Actually, make that two, for maximum cuteness.

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  15. Love your babies! So damn cute! Happy New Year Ann!

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  16. Happy new year Ann! This was so cute. I may need to consider my cats tagged.

    Oy. Jagermeister. I have a scar on top of my ear that Jagermeister had a little something to do with.

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  17. dogs are so adorable! and the name 'floop' is just precious! :) anyway, hope u have had a great new year's! oh my god, i just realized it's snowing xx

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  18. Hi babies! Simon and Hallie agree with everything they had to say :)

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  19. Oh they are so cute! I loved reading this.
    Happy New Year Ann.

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  20. Hahahaha. : ) Too cute, little fellas. : )

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  21. Best interview ever! It's nice to read some good common sense for a change. I think Wylie might be Gracie's doppelganger though (although she was an Obama girl). So sorry you had to suffer the lava cake. You poor poor girl!
    Love ya! Nikki

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