tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post6328371579458172526..comments2023-10-19T09:11:00.360-07:00Comments on Velvet Lava: My Presidential PardonsAnnhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16860768361414240309noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-60778947598251435082008-06-24T12:24:00.000-07:002008-06-24T12:24:00.000-07:00I pardon my parents for bringing me into this worl...I pardon my parents for bringing me into this world.zickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09687830246128130589noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-3330984311676767222008-06-23T20:34:00.000-07:002008-06-23T20:34:00.000-07:00This was too funny! I loved it!I pardon myself for...This was too funny! I loved it!<BR/><BR/>I pardon myself for not wanting to pardon anyone.Gigihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01387285457173710412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-16785714108997761162008-06-23T19:54:00.000-07:002008-06-23T19:54:00.000-07:00Lacy - lol, you are so cool! So darn cool!Flanboya...Lacy - lol, you are so cool! So darn cool!<BR/><BR/>Flanboyant - Why do the best foods in life have the most calories, WHY?<BR/><BR/>Manager Mom - I know - isn't it scary sometimes - the clarity that comes w/ age, the kind we don't really want?<BR/><BR/>Jenn - LOL. See the point is, I didn't pardon GWB for anything - it was all blanks, but nobody got the joke. Clearly, I am not a good comedian. :)Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860768361414240309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-16392137750447338822008-06-23T07:37:00.000-07:002008-06-23T07:37:00.000-07:00I have to echo Standing Still and Jennifer H. Not....I have to echo Standing Still and Jennifer H. Not. Going. To. Pardon. George W. Ever.Jenn @ Juggling Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14455967210924573398noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-88565055725713807642008-06-23T03:23:00.000-07:002008-06-23T03:23:00.000-07:00I pardon my mother in law, for being kind of nutty...I pardon my mother in law, for being kind of nutty. The older I get, the more I understand bringing the crazy.Manager Momhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17648981937075813835noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-75989338009125993352008-06-21T23:45:00.000-07:002008-06-21T23:45:00.000-07:00this was great for my first time visit to ur blog....this was great for my first time visit to ur blog. my list would be way too long to get started. but three that come to mind: <BR/><BR/>I pardon Haagen-Daz for producing the best damn green tea ice-cream ever to enter my mouth, an entire pint of which i just crushed at 2:30 am. <BR/><BR/>I still pardon HD for forcing me to inevitably get up at noon tomorrow and walk 6 miles just to get my hips back into pre 2:30 shape and form. <BR/><BR/>I pardon Port for getting me to the point where I woke up the next morning asking "did you take advantage of me"?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-51277881091962748032008-06-21T12:33:00.000-07:002008-06-21T12:33:00.000-07:00No pardons here... nope. I need all the pardoning...No pardons here... nope. I need all the pardoning, thanks. One person I really can't pardon: you for living so dang far away. Why, why, why? Who else would understand my overwhelming NEED to make fun of strangers with fairy godmother blue eyeshadow and stripper shoes or grown men who wear t-shirts with stupid things written on them like, "In case of fire, pull hose." <BR/><BR/>Who, I ask?<BR/><BR/>No, my dear minxy friend, you are NOT pardoned. :)<BR/><BR/>Blessings!<BR/>LacyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-8846995676647701552008-06-21T11:04:00.000-07:002008-06-21T11:04:00.000-07:00Melissa - ah, yes - that is so benevolent of you t...Melissa - ah, yes - that is so benevolent of you to pardon gravity. I don't know if I have such largesse of spirit. <BR/><BR/>NV - Love 'em! Powerball is stealing your inheritance as well I see.<BR/><BR/>Rebecca - oops. SO wish I could've been at that meeting.<BR/><BR/>Morton - Ah yes, I think we've all been there.Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860768361414240309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-78371142036857228292008-06-20T14:39:00.000-07:002008-06-20T14:39:00.000-07:00i pardon myself for kissing instead of holding bac...i pardon myself for kissing instead of holding back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-91752991603472702302008-06-20T09:47:00.000-07:002008-06-20T09:47:00.000-07:00I pardon myself for being so irritated with work t...I pardon myself for being so irritated with work that I finally, and mistakenly, used the word *fuck* in a meeting. Felt good at the time. Co-workers loved it, boss did not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-27217082436367784212008-06-20T09:04:00.000-07:002008-06-20T09:04:00.000-07:00Yes, she ate $100!!! She is one expensive dog that...Yes, she ate $100!!! She is one expensive dog that's for sure.YD, sometimes with ♥June and ♥Angel Samanthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06976378557392639152noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-57358113696699947662008-06-19T22:29:00.000-07:002008-06-19T22:29:00.000-07:00I've never heard of a Presidential Pardon in my li...I've never heard of a Presidential Pardon in my life, but am totally loving this :) hilarious stuff. <BR/><BR/>I'm far too mean and grudgy to pardon anyone. Wait - I do pardon my English lecturer who I am in total awe of and long to impress, for saying my essay was "disappointing" (before lighting a cigarette).hungryandfrozenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01077401868108124070noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-64136307165610213752008-06-19T20:14:00.000-07:002008-06-19T20:14:00.000-07:00LOVE this post and all the comments! Cracked me up...LOVE this post and all the comments! Cracked me up this morning. Thanks.<BR/> <BR/>I pardon genetics for the cruel task of slowly transforming me into my mother.<BR/><BR/>I pardon that frigging white horse for dying and perpetually keeping Prince Charming from arriving on the scene.<BR/><BR/>I pardon the randomness of Powerball for never selecting the numbers on my ticket.<BR/><BR/>I pardon fate for making me a woman, thereby requiring me to work harder for less money.NVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05833093597689579655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-52633179520014178502008-06-19T18:37:00.000-07:002008-06-19T18:37:00.000-07:00I pardon gravity for pulling my butt in the wrong ...I pardon gravity for pulling my butt in the wrong direction.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-2645502212137741412008-06-19T17:20:00.000-07:002008-06-19T17:20:00.000-07:00Clumbsy - LMAO - it ALL comes down to FOOD, doesn'...Clumbsy - LMAO - it ALL comes down to FOOD, doesn't it? Damn. You're good.<BR/><BR/>Sarah - I know, the Brangelina was such a gimme, yes?<BR/><BR/>YD - NO WAY!! The dog ate $300? Wow. She has good...taste? <BR/><BR/>Standing Still - I KNEW that GWB would just not play with you, just knew. :)<BR/><BR/>Grace - oops. Tell your coworkers it was prescribed by your doctor, the laughter thing. Works every time.<BR/><BR/>Kelsey - it was the full moon, girl. Everyone was a bitch yesterday - men, woman, dogs, worms - ALL.<BR/><BR/>Sugar - love those! Especially the Jackass.<BR/><BR/>Morton - LOVE your honesty, what a great pardon and then a self pardon. Never too late. Shit huh?<BR/><BR/>Diva - you clever little tart you. Just love it all. Here in the desert, where it's sunny ALL the time - I do treasure those England-y days...<BR/><BR/>Lisa - love these! How dare Italy, I mean really? Why? And, do you think Seattle is just going to go ahead and SKIP summer this year or what? GEEZE!<BR/><BR/>Jennifer - I don't know if it's clever, but it was fun. And, I hear you on the GWB, which is why I couldn't think of a darn thing to put in there...or...why they ran into infinity...the list would be too long. Go Obama! Woot!Annhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16860768361414240309noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-49303842596181378312008-06-19T16:18:00.000-07:002008-06-19T16:18:00.000-07:00Yeah, I'm with you on all of them except for the G...Yeah, I'm with you on all of them except for the GWB pardon. <BR/><BR/>This was such a great post. I'm not much in the pardoning mood today, but I'll work on it!<BR/><BR/>Clever girl.Jennifer Shttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16239563357592230711noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-64136608483395148822008-06-19T15:57:00.000-07:002008-06-19T15:57:00.000-07:00LOL - this is great! I pardon the caipirinha for ...LOL - this is great! <BR/><BR/>I pardon the caipirinha for being so dang seductive and leaving me to feel like poop in the morning! <BR/><BR/>I pardon myself for being seduced, more than once. . . .<BR/><BR/>I pardon Italy for being 6,000 miles and two airplane rides away. <BR/><BR/>I pardon summer for not yet having arrived in Seattle, thereby necessitating resort to the aforementioned caipi's.<BR/><BR/>Finally, I pardon all of the idiot bicycles, pedestrians, and automobiles out there who think that their right to the road is supreme over all others.<BR/><BR/>Yep, benevolence incarnate indeed!!Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15993651302999494620noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-5365055940094392352008-06-19T14:48:00.000-07:002008-06-19T14:48:00.000-07:00aww ann u made my day with this post. ;) lemme say...aww ann u made my day with this post. ;) lemme say in my best, most posh French accent - SUPERB!<BR/><BR/>let's see....<BR/><BR/>- i pardon A&F for their fucking hypocritical work ethics and gorgeous clothes tagged with ridiculous prices<BR/><BR/>- i pardon materialism, alcoholism and rude shopaholics<BR/><BR/>- i pardon the English weather for being so goddamn depressing about 85% of the time, but which (God bless England) induces the perfect melancholia and pensiveness that inspires literary sparks in me<BR/><BR/>- i pardon overweight baggage charges. Women don't travel light, alright? So don't f-ing charge me.<BR/><BR/>this is starting to get fun, but i can feel the tiny hairs on my neck starting to rise. so before i get any angstier...fantastic post ann!! i await more of your wonderful writings and food action.<BR/><BR/>xxxAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-51585438601925801362008-06-19T13:30:00.000-07:002008-06-19T13:30:00.000-07:00I pardon abercrombie and fitch for having those su...I pardon abercrombie and fitch for having those suggestive pictures the size of a house of half naked men giving me the, "You could totally be gay for me" look, and making me question everything I thought to be true.<BR/><BR/>I pardon myself for typing the above pardon.<BR/><BR/>shit.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-22335341356487053742008-06-19T12:54:00.000-07:002008-06-19T12:54:00.000-07:00I pardon my dog as well, but for pooping on my WHI...I pardon my dog as well, but for pooping on my WHITE leather bag that I had plopped on the floor. Make that my white leather PRICEY bag. Why do I buy summer colors, why?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-83968050054439063562008-06-19T12:45:00.000-07:002008-06-19T12:45:00.000-07:00I pardon the last vestiges of muffin top that refu...I pardon the last vestiges of muffin top that refuse to jump off like the rest of the flab. I pardon the kids for the stretch marks. I pardon my friend R for being so much better than everyone else and then falling flat on her face... and I hope she pardons me back for posting that... And pardone moi, my sweet little children for everytime that I use the word Jackass when referring to your father. Woopsy!Sugar Joneshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14350485179045324078noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-866518406885162642008-06-19T12:39:00.000-07:002008-06-19T12:39:00.000-07:00I pardon my husband for being a total pain in my a...I pardon my husband for being a total pain in my ass last night. I think it was a full moon. And I think you're right on the inner bitch coming out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-90231949628223952492008-06-19T12:31:00.000-07:002008-06-19T12:31:00.000-07:00i pardon you, oh master of sarcasm, for making me ...i pardon you, oh master of sarcasm, for making me laugh out loud at work and drawing evil glares from my co-workers. you are totally to blame, as it was through no fault of my own. :)gracehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02368850949339758604noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-10628111192166145222008-06-19T10:08:00.000-07:002008-06-19T10:08:00.000-07:00I go along with everything except your Pardon for ...I go along with everything except your Pardon for GWB, the Boy King. I hate that man with the white heat of a thousand suns, and Pardon You will never escape my lips in his presence. BTW, 215 days left.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3224650939232214795.post-24061214681432729162008-06-19T08:17:00.000-07:002008-06-19T08:17:00.000-07:00I pardon my dog Samantha for eating 3 $100 bills f...I pardon my dog Samantha for eating 3 $100 bills from the table while we weren't watching.<BR/><BR/>I pardon the sun for not shining right now.<BR/><BR/>I pardon my husband for all the "what's for dinner" episodes.<BR/><BR/>You are so funny Ann. :-)YD, sometimes with ♥June and ♥Angel Samanthahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06976378557392639152noreply@blogger.com